weezl:

I’m waiting for the bus and he just keeps getting closer and closer I don’t know what to do

fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

why does the picture make perfect sense

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

takethethirdoption:

I went to a Middle-Eastern comedy night and there was a Hindu guy (Raj Sharma) making a joke about being in high school football.

“I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?”

macklemorebrony:

im about to start working as a grader and one of the rules is to not give a 69 on a test. my directions say to look at it again to see where i can give partial credit or take points away because a 68 or 70 would be fine. this is incredible

allteensrelate:

The “I only listen to real music” Starter Pack

sniffing:

i don’t think squidward likes the new tumblr update

risawitten:

of course i spelled it wrong

joshpeck:

literallyrad:

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

take this picture down immediately

butteredtopcorn:

lulz-time:

I found my kindergarten notebook

I, too, am a fan of brogle